you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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