I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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