At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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