Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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