i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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