If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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