have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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