Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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