It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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