Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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