why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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