its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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