you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
vagina is talking i cant
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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