another moral hangover. fuck.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
they're like a gay fantastic four
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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