considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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