even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I wear drunk well.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
