and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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