I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Randomize