what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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