i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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