we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i believe in u and ur pee
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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