.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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