Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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