He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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