I think my vagina is haunted
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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