The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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