my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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