So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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