I want to stick my p in your. b.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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