you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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