Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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