I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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