do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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