If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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