she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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