guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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