do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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