I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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