im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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