all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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