Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
