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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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