Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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