I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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