the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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