We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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