How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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