i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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