she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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