Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
