Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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