you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.