Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best