it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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